Fireworks Combined Green

I think we could combine every holiday and it would go like this --
Put on a costume, go to other peoples houses, eat turkey, exchange a small inexpensive gift, drink green beer, say I love you, give them a colored egg, drink more green beer, go outside and blow off some fireworks, drink some more green beer, say a silent prayer for all of our fallen military members, drink green beer.
WHAT WOULD YOUR HOLIDAY CONSIST OF ???
Okay people, Apparently some of you misunderstood. I put MORE HOLIDAYS. That means IN ADDITION TO. And of course, they would have to be federal holidays so everyone gets off. HA HA, I said gets off, HE HE.