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How do you stop an annoying woodpecker?
The past few months I've had a woodpecker attacking my wood siding on my house waking me around 5am every morning. After about 6 straight weeks of early wake up calls I finally got smart and sided my house with vinyl siding, problem solved... or so I thought. He soon began pecking the one and only tree in my yard, so of course I cut it down. Here comes the big problem. Now when I leave my home, the woodpecker swarms me and pecks at my head and I can't make him stop. Because of a rare abnormality, my head is made of red oak. I refuse to cut my head off, because if I do the woodpecker wins. What should I do? Please help.
Put black streaks under your eyes, hide out in the bushes until he shows...when he comes, jump out and spray him with pepper spray , give him the cal-fros headlock, throw him on the ground and kick his side until he begs for mercey!!!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! okay seriously though, call animal control. Oh and by the way. there is no sich thing as a "cal-fros" headlock
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