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are these like me should be extinct or funny for kids?
What do you call a goofy dinosaur?
?A sillyosaurus
What do you call a triceratops that fell down the stairs?
?Dino-sore
What is as big as a diplodocus, but weighs nothing?
?The shadow of a diplodocus
What do you call dinosaur fossils that sleep until noon?
?Lazybones
What do you call a dinosaur that can't drive a car?
?Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a lemon?
?A dino-sour
What do you call a baby dinosaur that won't take a bath?
?egg-stinked
Why didn't the triceratops ride a bicycle?
?Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
?Doyouthinkhesaurus
What do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
?Doyouthinkhesaurus rex
Why are dinosaurs big, green and scaly?
?Because if they were small, white and fuzzy, they would be bunny rabbits
How long should a dinosaur's legs be?
?Long enough to reach the ground
hey lil Duckling...You will never fossilize....
You are one of the very best jokers on J&R...I luv your work
These cuties are no exception. well done
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